Murry Gristmas Or Sum Shit

We Dont Speak Of Her Ever

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:59:10 -0500

We Dont Speak Of Her

Ever

Imma Get My Booty Twerkin I Mean Workin On Them Asks Now

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 19:32:22 -0500

Imma Get My Booty ~~Twerkin~~ I Mean Workin On Them Asks Now

Click On Da Pic

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:57:51 -0500

Click On Da Pic

Darling Please Dont Go Through With ThisYall Probably Think No One Cares But Look HereI Care And I...

Mon, 07 May 2012 00:44:06 -0400

Darling Please Dont Go Through With This
Yall Probably Think No One Cares But Look Here
I Care And I Am Pretty Sure So Many More People Do Too

ri-el: good morning it’s gon b a gr8 day B) Look At Dat...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:36:08 -0400

ri-el:

good morning

it’s gon b a gr8 day B)

Look At Dat Fashion Disaster
Sweet Baby Jegus

no-homestuck-left-behind: For Sassy Dolorosa did i make you...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:15:00 -0400

Fuck You Fishface

Ballin Since I Was 3 Sweeps Old

Then I Became A Guitar

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

My Baby Boys

No You Not Kawaii

The Mothership

I Was Pelvic Thrusting At Him

Da Fuck Is Wit Yo Weave

no-homestuck-left-behind:

For Sassy Dolorosa

did i make you proud momma

did i

Baby Gurl

Hoooooooooo Ma Gawsh Baby Gurl

You Best Believe I Am Proud Of You

Honey You Are A Darling Momma Cannot Even Begin To Describe What She Be Feelin Right Now

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:01:51 -0400

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:31:28 -0400

THE ASK SASSY DOLOROSA BLOG REBLOGGED MY DUMB HSIT AND MADE IT GOOD

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 01:05:32 -0400

no-homestuck-left-behind:

THATS LIKE MY FAVORITE BLOG

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

IM SO HAPPY

/SHAPESHIFTS INTO A MILITARY JET AND FLIES INTO THE SUN WEEPING IN HAPPINESS

Momma Is Proud Of U

ri-el: gangbanglerfish: no-homestuck-left-behind: DEY CALL ME...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:33:58 -0400

ri-el:

gangbanglerfish:

no-homestuck-left-behind:

DEY CALL ME THE DOLLAROSA

5 DOLLAH MAKE DEM BLUEBLOODS HOLLAAAAAH

RAISE YO HANDS IF U BELEEB

asdfga.,dfnkshPSD;ljgDFSGF

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:51:04 -0500

ri-el: I would be such a happy camper if mini Sassy Dolorosa...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:11:03 -0500

ri-el:

I would be such a happy camper if mini Sassy Dolorosa happens. SUCH. A. HAPPY. CAMPER.

Mini Me Better Be A Fineass Baby Or Imma Cuss

Mhm ChildMomma Just Wanna Say She Proud Of You Keep Yo Head Held HighBecause Everythang Gonna...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:32:22 -0500

Mhm Child
Momma Just Wanna Say She Proud Of You

Keep Yo Head Held High
Because Everythang Gonna Be Alright

Dis A True Story Yo

((Just a shout-out to jbriner, who is a very talented VA, one of my favourites! I didn’t want to flood your inbox so I thought a message via Dolorosa would suffice. I hope you’re faring well! ))

Mhm Qurl I Will Muthafuckin Cut Dat Dickhead Bitches Dont Mess Wid MommaMomma Mess Wid Da...

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:16:46 -0500

Mhm Qurl
I Will Muthafuckin Cut Dat Dickhead

Bitches Dont Mess Wid Momma
Momma Mess Wid Da Bitches

ri-el: Can you guess who my favourite ancestor is? (BAaaah,...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:39:52 -0500

ri-el:

Can you guess who my favourite ancestor is? (B
Aaaah, this is so messy but it’s a doodle from when I was watching a stream earlier, so I guess I shouldn’t fret about it too much?

My sketches are so wonky, bluuuuuh

((Rebloggin’ from my main because it’s Momma D! Minus the sassy but yeah.))

We Cool ButI Just Think He Done His Weave WrongShit Looks Hella Fuckin Nappy His Make Up Be...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 02:12:10 -0500

We Cool

But
I Just Think He Done His Weave Wrong
Shit Looks Hella Fuckin Nappy

His Make Up Be Lookin Like It Was Done By A Blind Hoe

Also Do Not Even Get Me Started On Dem Stripes He Be Wearin

Niqqa Dunnoe Horizontal Stripes Can Make You Look Fat
Mhm Qurl Dat Is A Big No No

Babies You Is All Welcome To My Humble Abode Anytime WellExcept When Yo Brotha Be Bringin His...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:11:29 -0500

Babies
You Is All Welcome To My Humble Abode Anytime

Well
Except When Yo Brotha Be Bringin His Bitch Over
They Be Needin The Space To Make Me Some Grandgrubs

Darlings Listen To Yo MommaShe Know What To DoOr She Will Smack Yo Kiddy Face...

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:03:35 -0400

Darlings
Listen To Yo Momma
She Know What To Do
Or She Will Smack Yo Kiddy Face Silly

_{_{((DHFJKSDFHSKJD;; HOLY SHATS! Over 1000 followers in about 2 days! Thank you so much, I’m glad you like Sassy Momma D. I’ll continue to work hard, but for now I must catch up on my sleep. oTL}}

_{_{At the time being, have some Sassy Dolorosa criticizing some poor soul’s fashion choices. ; v;b ))}}

Bitch What Does It Look Like I Break The Mothafuckin Scale Yo You Cannot Even Handle Dis Fine...

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 01:03:31 -0400

Bitch What Does It Look Like

I Break The Mothafuckin Scale Yo

You Cannot Even Handle Dis Fine Piece Of Hot Gangsta Momma

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:53:18 -0400